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  Please  do not forget your flu  shot!!!!
    The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better. 
 

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Eat  right!
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Make  sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and  veggies.

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Take  your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

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Get  plenty of exercise because
exercise helps build your immune  system.

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Walk  for at least an hour a day,

go  for a swim,

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take  the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

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Wash  your hands often.
If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of  antibacterial stuff around.

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Get  lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever  possible.

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Try  to eliminate as much stress
from your life as you  can.

Get  plenty of rest.
OR
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Take  the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a  shot,
what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with  alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS  GERMS.
So.......
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I  walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my  Corona...(fruit) 
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar  patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then  pass out. (rest)
The  way I see it...
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If  you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs [][] can't  get you!
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My  mother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than  one in the ass!'